Belle

There is so much saved in my files it's so hard to find things XD

Seriously D: Anyway you likey? *wiggles eyebrows*

 

Well..

So currently is really hot where I am for some strange reason o.e
And I got REALLY REALLY hot so I decided to pour freezing water on my head xD

Sorry it's crap xD

OMFG!!

I have made the best sundae today, I call it:
JESSICA'S SUNDAE THAT CAN ONLY BE EATEN ON SUNDAY

Raspberry ice cream topped with skittles, rolos and a wild doughnut at the back :3

HOLY FUCK IT TASTED GOOD!

Songs for Zoey

Omg these are the song from me to Zoey ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgWa9arWEBU (this is the right one XD)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTthJI0rDnk

WARNING: THIS IS UBER CREEPY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdm2MQyiggY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njzdJCNJOr0

XD

Oh yeah this is mah jam XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSbGarEQwQk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8tyehOb5dE < Zoey this is for you ;D

Shit XD

I think I'm going to get a bad report tonight at parents evening...In science
SO today I was in science and I was talking a lot, ALOT!
And I accidently knocked my pencils case on the floor and I literally shouted 'OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' remembering I'm in class XD
THEN it came to near of the end of the lesson and my friend pushed a table by an accident and my teacher was walking past when she did XD I think it hit his balls but I busted out laughing at what he said..
He said silently 'Fuck' then he said loudly, 'Oow, OW! ' then I busted out laughing XD
SO I THINK, he's gonna report something bad tonight ;-;

My Katniss Everdeen outfit

So next week for this national book week I have to dress up as a book character.
I'm going to go as Katniss Everdeen :O
This is what I am going to where :3

;D Is it any good? Please comment or message me saying if I need to add anything :3

Ask Jess #2

So it's another ask Jessica ^0^
Let's just jump straight to it :3

Chazzycute asks: Masky or Toby?
A: Masky ^0^

Egg surprise asks: What does Egg + mega sparkly egg equal?
A: Urmh.. A unicorn? o.e

!!Maryne!!x asks: Do you like my bunny?
A: YUSH IT'S ADORABLE!

Jessie P x asks: Who is your favourite, Dan or Phil? Do you ship 'Phan'
A: OH SWEET MOTHER OF STEPHANO! I choose Phil ^-^ He is so adorable xD and I do ship phan o-o

;-;

Oh my Stephano you will never guess what happened over the weekend
I was at my mum's house over the weekend and last night I heard something
and by 'Something' I mean, I heard someone having sex .___.
I don't know if my mum and step-dad was watching a film, or the next-door neighbours where getting busy, but I heard it ;-;
I was just there on youtube like 'WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE!' ;-;

LOST DOGE

LOST DOGE

SUCH TRUBBLE

SO SCARE

WOW

PLZ CALL 969-DOGE

MUCH REWARD

 

I was nearly pissing myself laughing at this

I lost it at 'WOW' XD

If you have never heard of the 'Doge' internet joke you won't understand this

I'm such an embarasment

So today I was out and about with my cousin in this 'Outside' place and I saw my 'old' friend in her car.
So me being me decided to make faces ta her and embarrass her xD
These are some of the faces I pulled

Question time!

It's question time, come on and grab your friends and we shall go into my mind...
Hello there Sluts and Whores! My name is Jessica and I will be answering some of your questions! :3

Xxx Lustica xxX asks: Who wants my account?
A: I dunno maybe Gandalf or he who shall not be named

Leaf frost asks: DO YOU LIKE MY BUTT?
A: I don't know what your ass looks like nor do I want to xD

Lil star on the moon asks: 1) Am I the fairest of the land. 2) What is your favourite Danisnotonfire video?
A: 1) Edward Cullen is the fairest of them all 2) Probably The Human interaction one xD

Chubby!!!! asks: Are you the boggy monster?
A: Maybe, maybe not... You will just have to find out yourself.. Come child O-O

LukeS! asks: Do you like waffles :3
A: Yes, yes I do. especially when topped with nutella XD


That is all the people who want to talk to me ;-;
There shall be more doe so stick around for some more mind adventuring! Byyye!

Batman

Be jealous xD

There was a batman Lego statue at the cinemas!! xD LOOK AT IT!!

 

FAP

Omg I got locked out of MSP for saying FAP xD

What i am going to attempt to draw

I am going to attempt to draw Jodie from Beyond two souls :O Probably gonna be hard but.. YOLO? Nope Jess just stop sayin' Yolo

That is the picture I am going to draw :3

Song that people said...

My friends say these songs remind them of me o-o


Tyler said-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPKG1-3LXBs

Josie said-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwsIoZt6vGU

John said-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi1nVH2yVwc (This terrified me how it reminded him of me o-o)

Josh said-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfHBPusZg6E (I don't even know)

Josie said once again-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgWa9arWEBU (O-O)

Sophie (my cousin) said-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RutoivMEmCE

Hair dye

I'm dying my hair black xD AGAIN!

allergy test ^0^

I hate the smell of hair dye -.-

My new friend

I have a new friend, his name is Jack.
He is so adorable and sexy :D He is like my new best friend :3
Here is a picture of him.
He has no eyes, don't judge him

It's Jack :D Eyeless Jack

 

And there's me

 

 

My chatzy blog

My sexy chatzy blog xD Check that shit out




http://us12.chatzy.com/58720577086903

I think i broke my thumb

Oh hey

So today, I kind of broke my thumb... .___.
Yeah, BYE!

Wait, you was wondering how did I do this?
Well the story begins in technology.
Me, John, Malakia, Melissa and Sam was messing around and ruining my work.
John decided to bend my finger back and I screamed. Then he said "That is your sex noise.."
So we all started bending each others fingers back and laughing.
Malaika, oh Malakia took it way too far!

She bent my finger a bit, I didn't scream. SO she bent even further and then I heard a cracking / snapping noise..... I think she broke my thumb... ;-;